hey everyone.. i was wondering what your most embarrassing moment was in the nude? for me..it was during a windy morning.. around 2 am ..i was watching television and for some reason my front door to my home wasnt completely latched and it blew open... at that moment my small dog decided to run outside and all i was wearing was a tee shirt... nothing else.... so my penis was dangling and my bum got seen by some late bar hoppers coming home...lol i got a few honks and whistles... ... and i was trying to carry my dog... while letting it alll hang out...lol
The most memorable time that I can recall being caught nude- was when I was cycling around late one night on my 'ten-speed racer.' I was travelling along the main road heading out of the township (small) where I live. All of a sudden this car was parked there with its headlights on which I failed to notice at the time, as, I was concentrating on keeping an attentive eye out for vehicles more so coming from behind and from side streets. There on the opposite side of the road of me as I looked around, I thought.. "Oh! no." At that stage, i thoughts were to quickly turn around and cycle in the opposite direction. But, instead I continued to casually cycle past the car naked on my bike. I then thought "what the heck" someone has seen someone nude at least once in their lives. So, i just savoured the moment and continued to cycle past as usual. I was having a some clean fun and not out to hurt anyone with my nude adventure. All was cool. I did not hear any sirens blast up from behind.
Great story Shaun. Did you get a look at the expression on the motorist's face? Be honest too - how did it make you feel that someone had "caught" you without your clothes? Was there any thrill or elation at all? Did the heart pump even a tiny bit faster?
I felt great by the fact that i was able to cycle nude around on my bike most of the time-"can you believe even in the middle part of winter." I couldnt say that initally that I felt a great overwhelming sense of pride being caught naked at the time. My first initial response inside of me was one of initial dread, and this was only due to the fact that I thouhgt that they may end phoning the police- and report me as some crazy nude on a bike. Otherwise it did not phase one bit.I enjoy being nude and I appreciate my nude body. But, I then thought to myself we live in small community and most of the people here wouldn't have cared anyway they probably would have realised the fact that I was out enjoying myself and that I was out to cause no harm to anyone otherwise they probably have phoned the police and they would have been in their rights to do so. Then all of a sudden I thought "this is coo!" and I just continued to ride past casually and then I stood up from my seat and thought oh well! -"if you are going to see me naked; you as might as well get to see me properly, or, not at all." Anyway, that was my philosophy at the time." And I would more than happy to being naked on my bike to enjoy the freedom of not having to wear any clothes of any description but, mind you, I had joggers on which help."
Well Shaun your story is truly interesting especially in light of the debate we are having regarding the link between sexuality and nudism. Thanks so much for your honesty.
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Thanks again Shaun.
We can recall a tale from a Croatian Beach where a very relaxed male nudist emerged from the water and returned to his wooden-slatted deck chair.
As he had just come out of the water, his testicles were small enough to fit neatly between the slats when he lay down.
After 20 minutes in the sun, however, his testicles enlarged. Apparently his screams could be heard from the other end of the beach when he tried to get up and found his balls were trapped between the slats.
The slats actually had to be cut in order to free the poor fella.
Sounds like a myth but we read that in a Croatian newspaper some years ago.
hahahaha classic. I reckon you should track this fella down and get him to do a photo shoot for this site. His balls must be huge.
i havent had an embarrising time when nude. i guess that i am comfortable bieng nude that its not that much of a problem for me now.
i do remember one time when i was younger probably arounf 14 then. when i was home alone i would go nude and back then it was still scary. one day i had to get something from under the house so i decided to go nude. to paint the picture my parents house is high blocked with stairs running parralell to the house. the underneath of the house is covered in so i could spend some time nude under the house without being seen.
so back to the story. i had finished doing whatever it was under the house and this day was a hot one so i was out the front of the house running the house over my naked body when i heard a car comming. i quickly recognised the car. it was the next door neighbour comming home. i had no where to go. if tried to make a run for it i would have been spotted. so the only thing that i could was to hide behind the staircase by mouldingmy body along the same angle as the steps. it must have worked becuse nothing was said.
man was i packing it. bieng 14 at the time i was so worried that my folks would find out. i am sure there are other things i could tell you all about but i just cant think on any.
seeya micheal
hahahahaha that chair one is sooooo funny. That's why I am glad I don't have those things.... slatted chairs I mean.
I holidayed in Europe and went nude - my story is fairly typical. I braved the nude resort and quickly became comfortable.
I did, however, turn up for dinner with my friend wearing nothing, not knowing that all the other nudists knew to dress up for dinner!
Hi all i see a few new stories appearing here good to see. seattle beauty i just finished relpying to your nude beach story and i see now that you have gone to a nudist resort. good on you. actually i just remembered an embarrising story that i had at my favourite nude retreat.
i took up my laptop and some karoke cd's to do some nude DJ'ing and i happend to video tape the nights events. no on the night we all had way too much to drink so things sound excellant on the night. we all sounded excatly like the artists songs we were taking off.
well the next day came around and we had all sobered up and decided to watch the video. thats where the embarsing part comes into this story. when you play it back on video you relaise that you dont sound like the artist you sound completly different and thats embarissing. but being in a group of top people that attend this retreat it was all laughed off.
My most embarrassing moment was in France, at an open air pool. I remember some teenagers laughing at me when I undressed in the change room, pointing at me and laughing. I guess that is pretty bad.
What were they laughing at Davie and why were you in France? How old are you?
I am 32 now, but at the time, I was 20. It was pretty embarrassing. They were laughing at my small penis, which is 1.5 inches when soft.
I thought that wasn't too far off normal. Did you say anything to these bastards? Why could they see you? Were you trying to show them? Would you ever do a nude shoot for naked Australians because you sound great.
I was getting changed in the locker room. I didn't say anything back. I've had comments every now and then about my small size. Most men seem to be between 2 and 3 inches when soft, well certainly longer than me anyway.
Yes, I might pose for Naked Australians. I'd like a female photographer to do it though, is there one?
GREAT! That would be great if you did a shoot. You should do it now. You sound smart and like it would be good for you to do something like this.
I may just follow suit.
If either of you decide to start the ball rolling with a shoot, send your photos and details through to info@nakedaustralians.com
Do any female photographers take the photos?
We don't have any female photographers Dave. But rest assured our male photographers are extremely professional and would make you feel comfortable.
Who else thinks it's time Dave bit the bullet?
Remember, when you look back at your life you will most likely be prouder of yourself when you think fo the times you acted rather than dreamed.
In saying that, it is a very personal decision. But you seem like an intelligent fellow and maybe you should take the leap?
Hello all;
I've been an exhibitionist since before I could spell it! As a teenager, (14-17, I guess), I used to slip out the back door and run naked around my neighborhood! I started small, just circleing the house, but I built up to going blocks away! I only went at night, and didn't use major streets, so I was -almost- never seen. One time, though, I was caught in the headlight of a car, and I heard, "I'm a cop, you better get in here!" I ran, and she didn't catch me.
Recently I've taken up public nudity again, and this past summer, I started walking naked through a large public park during the pre-dawn hours. I love the feeling of a warm breeze over my crotch, and being one with nature. Here too, I started small, and only walked naked in the thick forest, but eventually, I was running along the major street, facing the on-coming traffic, as if to provoke them into a response. No-one seemed to care.
I also crossed the major street the park is on, and ran naked around a large parking lot! Ok, it was 5am, but no-one seemed to mind.
I'd love it if people were to join me; I even put an ad in Craigs List, and named the club: The Toronto Naked Hiking Club, torontonakedhikingclub@gmail.com
Now, it's FAR too cold in Toronto to go naked, but come spring, I hope to be out there again.
If this interests you, or if you know someone in Toronto, Ontario, Canada who may be interested, please have him/her write the above e-mail or luv2pleaseu@hotmail.com
Cheers, Errol
