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Cleaning underpants with a vacuum "is common" in Poland.
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5665  Naked Reporter  November 26, 2008, 6:46 am  4  November 30, 2008, 10:33 pm  [Reply Now] 
Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

 04 Mar 2008

Henry the Hoover 

A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.

The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.

A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".

According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.

The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.

When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.

The man's employers, HG Construction, told The Sun: "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".

Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."

The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object.

Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.

He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems.

And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.

 
User Comments [Reply Now] 
ron November 27, 2008, 7:20 am

Well i am not  sure if the vaccuum would work so great on underpants. I am not sure whether to give these men a pat on the back for imagination or just remained stunned.  I know there are some very sexual and kinky people in the world. I just didn't know how creative.  Gives a whole new meaning to a "BLOW JOB" or "SUCKJOB."   I am not sure of the image when it comes to the bike, but if it came to the seat of the bike...i guess the friction against the backside while riding it could cause someone to become aroused.  

Oliver November 27, 2008, 9:09 pm

But would you honestly sack a person for that?

ron November 27, 2008, 10:19 pm

Well i can say that being here in the states they would and unfortunately be asked to register with the sexual registry... while it's not against children...it's an act in public and the Americans are prudish..  I knew a guy once that had  accepted a sexual favour from another guy in a public park in the wooded area and the guy turned out to be an undercover.. .and the guy is now on the sexual registry.  I think it is wrong for authourities to entrap so to speak.  The guy who lived in my apartment community at the time, is still fighting to get his name removed..

Oliver November 30, 2008, 10:33 pm

Funny you mention that Ron because our human anceators used to wander naked and have sex in bushes and parklands. One mans opinions should never be another mans law. But thats what lifes become. I heard of an incident in America years ago where a 50 year old man was just fixing his belt buckle to tuck his shirt in and there happened to be a small child in the vicinity, like 100 metres away and he then had to register as a sex offender. Sad sad!!


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