Aussie stockman’s honeymoon.
An Aussie stockman and his girlfriend had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, “We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed.”
The clerk winked, “You want the 'Bridal'?”
The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
“Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.” |
